landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

image

heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

(Source: landorus)

dreamwurks:

Jack: Ah I thought you meant the other ‘D’ word…

Hiccup: They do go a little crazy if you mention ‘Dagur the Deranged’ too…

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

humorqueen:

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

devon-aoki:

vinebox:

Drivers these days.

i have had it. OFFICIALLY 

perlockholmes:

youngjusticer:

"Let it burn."
Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.

Jesus Christ, this is perfect!

perlockholmes:

youngjusticer:

"Let it burn."

Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.

Jesus Christ, this is perfect!

euo:

who the fuck is voting no im gonna beat some ass

euo:

who the fuck is voting no im gonna beat some ass

thenaebyrd777:

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

this is so important to me

(Source: omnislacrima)

(Source: paxamericana)

beckendorph:

dimondshell:

andythelemon:

Today’s procrastination sketches. And yes, Annabeth’s broad shoulders are intentional because I refuse to picture her as having a stick-thin physique.

ANNABETH!!!! WHERES PERCY??? :3

wow

did u know

annabeth is a human being

not attached to anyone

including her boyfriend

and she had a life

existing without him

and she has a life

with him

but does not mean

that she and him are now conjoined

and that she can not exist without him

this is the best goddamned sandwich i have ever had in my LIFE

i make a mean sandwich just ask my friends