scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

(Source: Laughing Squid)

I’m just gonna bullshit it.

punkzoo:

I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”

The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily)

thehemings:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

d-elenda:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you

well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world

Yeah it would because all they would write is

  • everything

Do you even know how smooth that was

(Source: l0stkeys)

cupcakeinthetardis:

dancing-timelord:

theassincas:





JUST. LOOK. AT. DRACO’S. FACE.

#omg she punched my boyfriend.

#damn i’d love to tie up harry like that aw ye- WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND


i don’t ship drarry but i like relationship they have and i feel like this actually does speak volumes. because when harry’s just getting yelled at and berated, draco still thinks it’s funny, but when she actually hits him, he’s shocked and it’s not so funny to watch anymore

thankyou fellow non-darryian

Thank you non-drarryian’s for recognizing that Draco cares.

cupcakeinthetardis:

dancing-timelord:

theassincas:

JUST. LOOK. AT. DRACO’S. FACE.

#omg she punched my boyfriend.

#damn i’d love to tie up harry like that aw ye- WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND

i don’t ship drarry but i like relationship they have and i feel like this actually does speak volumes. because when harry’s just getting yelled at and berated, draco still thinks it’s funny, but when she actually hits him, he’s shocked and it’s not so funny to watch anymore

thankyou fellow non-darryian

Thank you non-drarryian’s for recognizing that Draco cares.

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn)

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

jaegermasterkaijublaster:

supernartural:

is he ok

apparition is tricky business

jaegermasterkaijublaster:

supernartural:

is he ok

apparition is tricky business

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

gelissatherawest:

sleeping-in-trees:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


This is beautiful

Save the ones who can’t save themselves

gelissatherawest:

sleeping-in-trees:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

This is beautiful

Save the ones who can’t save themselves