” I found a liquor store.” “And?” “And I drank it.”

(Source: supernaturaldaily)

maxterbate:

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

[party in the usa playing faintly in the distance as the australian cries]

this just in, tumblr user maxterbate gets the joke

EVERYONE IS LITERALLY OUT TO GET ME

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

abstergo-inc:

lets-go-lesbos:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

usedtobeoneoftherottenoness:

imawanchor:

hazelandglasz:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

• “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
• A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
• If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
• Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
• You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
• The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it. 

how fucking gross

Vile.

This planet needs some fumigation.

*vomits everywhere*

“created as a bit of fun” How is that fun?! This is just an enforcement of the idea that women are to be treated as the object of the male gaze. And fuck, I thought I’d never have to use that one class in Film & Media…

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

littlemissmece:

this man i cant even

(Source: weasleysgotahowler)

(Source: feliciawedin)

countandi:

humped-pelican-crossing:

randall is holding cupcakes

i repeat

cupcakes

this is gonna be tragic as fuck

Wanna know something better?

The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.

RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.

hiddlespeare:

not-credible-girl:

xconfusingmelody:

artkeepsmesane:

mischief-mayhem-and-tomfoolery:

foodleston:

hiddlestonqueen:

sana1x2:

Tom trying to do math.

he is a potato

a perfect potato

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY ME

It’s okay. I’ll do the math for you.

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Can I cash that in somewhere?