a man types his facebook status.
"Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!"
fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.
their penises have all vanished.
it is December 1.
No D December has begun.
And both Holmeses are rather hurt by this.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the irony of these two scenes? Because which one is the machine and which one isn’t human, really?
OH MY GOD
He left Misha SILENT! Damn
MY MOM BROKE A KNIFE WHILE COOKING AND SHE SENT ME THIS PHOTO AND I H A D A PAnIC ATACK