hannibalspenis:

i think about this gif a lot

hannibalspenis:

i think about this gif a lot

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via likeafandom)

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via mypurpledinosaur)

frickgerard:

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

(via mcflyingtopigfartsinthetardis)

sadlilkittenprincess:

theworstcharacterinthegame:

Other people: “What’s it like being gender fluid?”

Me: “It’s uh, well… kinda like, um…”

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Accurate

(via 31-flavours-of-grey)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via allo-nsy)

fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.
Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.

Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

(Source: multipack, via holy-super-who-lock)

whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed

whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed

(via the-littlestwinchester)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels)

buttkeyk:


aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

One time I showed this guy my fanfiction and he said it was great

buttkeyk:

aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

One time I showed this guy my fanfiction and he said it was great

(via sad-winchesters)

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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(via diddlydarndean)

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via gallifreyan-ginger-sociopath)

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

image

(via vexing-wren)

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

(via a-creepy-wholockian)

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

(via colinmorgasms)

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via colinmorgasms)